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You Would Be Crazy If You Don't Visit PSYCHOTIC SURGEONS

ENTER IF YOU DARE


The Doctors Of Psychotic Surgeons Are:
David M.D-Cardiologist
Haruka M.D-Pulmonologist
Oscar M.D-Orthopedic Surgeon
Robbie M.D-Neurologist
Sorry, no Gastroenterologist.......




Dr. Oscar's Biography
Hi,
I am Dr. Oscar; I am Czech and am 27 years old. I graduated from a Medical School in Sweden. After I had graduated from Medical School I moved to work for Psychotic Surgeons. I’m an Orthopedic Surgeon. When I don’t work I fly my personal airplane, play table tennis and play computer games. I also have a bronze medal in x-trem 3 (Fly up, Sky Dive, Scuba Dive and find the finish box). I am an vegetarian and my favorite food is Greek Salads. Bye and I hope we don't meet at Psychotic Surgeons.

Dr. David's Biography…
If you are wondering I am 24 years old and I graduated in the year 1995 and yes I am one of those super geniuses who graduate at 13. I graduated from graphite in Pluto. I have worked at Psychotic Surgeons for 7 years. As you may be wondering about what I do I am the Cardiologist of the clinic. Stephen Hawking raised me. When I was about 13 I went to pursue a medical career in a secret lab underneath the Great Wall of China. It was there I found some fellow graduates and started a clinic. So here we are treating patients, Teaching fellow doctors and doing anything possible. Goodbye for now.

Dr. Haruka's Biography
Hi, I'm the pulmonologist, person who studies the respiratoty system of this clinic and I am 22 years old. I just graduated from medical school in Australia and I have been studying the respiratory system for 6 years. I have been learnig piano since I was 2 years old and wanted to be a pianist (my birthday is on the same day as Beethoven!) but I decided to be a doctor when my mom died of lung cancer. Now, I'm opening a medical clinic with my friends, Dr. Mei Huii, Dr. Oscar, Dr. David, and Dr. Robbie. If you have any problem with lungs or questions, please visit our clinic!!
Sincerly, Dr. Haruka

Dr Robbie’s Biography...Of Doom....

My name is Robbie, I’m 28 years old, and I was born in Italy. I have always dreamed of being a doctor my entire life so this is my dream job. I went to collage at Stanford University to get my doctorate and while I was there I found some great friends and we opened up a clinic, The Psychotic Surgeons! I’ve been studying with them for about 4 years in a secret lab under China. We have discovered cures for cancer, arthritis, the common cold, and the flu. Right now we are working on a super antidote to cure the world of sicknesses!